Seawana's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Jerk!]

This is a great real life situation.

Heh heh. I really got a chuckle out of this movie. Pretty funny; those little moments of hindsight. Quite cute.

I would like to see this with a background on it. It doesn't have to be much, and for the sake of the style, propbably shouldn't be either. I think it would add a lot to have a simple backdrop of some kind.

BTW, the music and sounds were perfect. Great work.

[Die Strawberry clock!!!]

Terrible.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Stop paying attention to people you don't like, Strawberry_Clock, for instance. If you stop giving them attention, they will go away.

As for this movie. Not good. Not good at all. The animation and graphics were bad. I'd guess the woman's head was ripped from somewhere else since it really doesn't fit in with the other graphics.

[Cannon Ball]

Blah.

I was expecting something about cannons and cannonballs, so this threw me for a loop at first.

Alas, the graphics were okay, but it'd have been nice it were a little longer or the kid had said something like "Lookit me. Lookit Lookit!" and then jumped. After hitting the ground the parent off screen (obviously not paying attention) could say "That's nice timmy." or something to that effect. Then the dog could pee on him.

Anywhooo, I'll check out your other movies.

[Frog Gets Robbed!]

I'm confused.

Is this the rundown? The frog is dreaming of Kermit and then when his best life long friend inexplicably kills him, he goes to heaven and is sitting with kermit? hat's the best I can make out plot-wise.

Anyhow, it was pretty good otherwise. I'd like to see the characters a little larger (maybe double sized) because things are a litle hard to make out. Also, the obvious absence of a preloader really detracts. Come to think of it, the dialog was a little tedious and should be a mite slower perhaps.

All in all, though, this is a good first movie. Your work shows definite promise.

[Stick Collection 2]

LOL ... LOL some more.

Whoooo man! That is some funny stuff! You must be loving Flash after using old MS Paint to make these things!

Loved the facial expressions, and the jokes were really good (as opposed to most peoples jokes which are regurgitated a million times). Great comedic timing too!

[-=SEX=-]

4,000 hours?

I hope you misplaced a decimal point in there somewhere. 4,000 hours = 2 years of 5 days a week at 8 hours a day. I really doubt that you put this much time into this. 40 hours I would accept ... maybe even believe.

Anyhow, I think the movie was pretty cool. The animation was funny and smooth. I wasn't expecting the guy to blow hmself up, I thought he was going to suck his thumb and cry. :-) Pretty funny.

Backflip responds:

Yes, 4000 hours, but i worked on it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week so really it only took a few months.

[Cuz I got high]

Karaoke anyone?

This Flash music "video" would be more aptly called a karaoke music slideshow. I'd have preffered to have seen a little more original drawn art and animation rather than the bunch of Flash-auto-traced pictures that are occasionally tweened around the screen which made up this movie. The few simple drawings that were done by the author show a very realy lack of time or effort.

On the plus side, the soundtrack is fairly amusing if repetitive, and the video syncs with the audio well.

Overall, it looks like this author liked the song and wanted to share it. Unfortunately he was either too impatient or had no intention of putting in the time that is required to get the attention this movie could be worthy of.

[The Gunslinger]

Very nice.

I like the art a lot in this movie. The transitions and movement are very good also.

I must admit I thought the title sat there a little too long. Perhaps you were padding the movie since it is quite short. Or maybe you wanted to give people enough time to read the title, but I think half the time would be adequate.

Anyhow, I like this movie very much, but I confess I don't think I will ever get "it". Sigh.

StenFLASH responds:

Title: I guess I was trying to build some suspense to surprise the viewer when the bullet's hit the title screen. Didn't work I suppose. It is a little long though isn't it? heheh

[New York, New York]

This movie tries, but it fails.

Alrighty then.

This pitiful attempt to make a scathing review of the city of New York via Flash would better be seen on a flat HTML page.

Save everyone the half meg download and just point us to your lousy web page.

[Mobile Ball J Episode 1]

Voltron remake?

I am guessing you are trying to copy the style of old cartoons like Voltron. If that is the case, I applaud your first attempt. It has a lot of the same stylistic effects: repeated graphical events, low movement, and choppy storylines. The music is good and helped me to sit throguh the whole thing.

BTW, who was that at the end that Patrick was asking forgiveness from? I wanted to see, but I couldn't bear to watch the whole thing again just to find out.

Keep trying.

RocksuneJustice responds:

well its part of the story that forgiveness thing that'll be revealed in the second episode

But now I'd like to address all the retards that thought I tried to rip Gundam Wing and get away with it. First off, thats a STUPID STUPID idea right off the bat, as its a popular show and a lot of people will recognize it, but thats the point, because its a parody.

OH MY GOD.this a PARODY u fucking morons, its supposed to be alike, no SHIT its like gundam wing, oh my fucking god, the stupidity of some of u people disgusts me. This movie is going down slowly because of the select few morons like you that dont know what a fucking parody is. Buy a dictionary and some brain cells for shits sake. And for those of u who dont know what gundam wing is, dont even TRY to associate this with anything else, power rangers, ultraman, whatever the fuck.